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Animals You Can Names Your Exes After on Valentine's Day

  • This year, lots of zoos and aquariums are running promotions where you can name a zoo creature after your ex.
  • Most of the animals/bugs will be fed to other animals, on live stream, on Valentine's Day.
  • From salmon to cockroaches — you have lots of options to choose from for this lighthearted revenge.

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Valentine's Day: bah humbug.

Many couples love it; some single folks manage to tolerate (or sometimes enjoy) it. For others, it simply brings up bitter memories of horrible exes gone by.

It can take a lot of effort to get over someone you once loved, even if you know the decision may have been for the better. Even still, sometimes it takes a little bit of innocent petty fun to shut a person out of your heart and mind for good.

This Valentine's Day, quash your grudges and celebrate moving on by trying a new tradition: naming a creepy, crawly animal after your ex.

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